Tweet of the Week

Doctor: What did you have for breakfast? Me: 2 eggs Doctor: Excellent. What else? Me: 4 apples Doctor: Very healthy. Me: And some milk Doctor: Sounds good. Me: And 125g butter Doctor: Ok. Me: And 125g sugar Doctor: Are you just describing me the recipe of a whole apple pie? I: … @BeaurisZ

Doctor: What did you have for breakfast?
Me: 2 eggs
Doctor: Excellent. What else?
Me: 4 apples
Doctor: Very healthy.
Me: And some milk
Doctor: Sounds good.
Me: And 125g butter
Doctor: Okay.
Me: And 125g sugar
Doctor: Are you just describing the recipe for a whole apple pie?
I do:

@BeaurisZ

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