Doctor: What did you have for breakfast? Me: 2 eggs Doctor: Excellent. What else? Me: 4 apples Doctor: Very healthy. Me: And some milk Doctor: Sounds good. Me: And 125g butter Doctor: Ok. Me: And 125g sugar Doctor: Are you just describing me the recipe of a whole apple pie? I: … @BeaurisZ

Doctor: What did you have for breakfast? Me: 2 eggs Doctor: Excellent. What else? Me: 4 apples Doctor: Very healthy. Me: And some milk Doctor: Sounds good. Me: And 125g butter Doctor: Okay. Me: And 125g sugar Doctor: Are you just describing the recipe for a whole apple pie? I do: @BeaurisZ

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Child2: “Right, Dad!? Girls don’t like StarWars!” I (with pedogical-correct look): “Yes, of course! Why shouldn’t girls also like StarWars?” Child2 (with an uncomprehending look): “Because they get cold feet in space.” Good, good, good. Maybe so. @double thumb

Child2: “Right, Dad!? Girls don’t like StarWars!” I (with pedogical-correct look): “Yes, of course! Why shouldn’t girls like StarWars too?” “Because they’re getting cold feet in space.” Good, good, good. Maybe so. @double thumb

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Yesterday, I was presented with an application for class waiver: “Please release my son Justin from class next Friday because Justin is marrying his aunt.”Congratulations to the boy now? Do I report this to Child Services? Or do I give the family a dictionary? @MelsThoughts

Yesterday I was presented with an application for exemption from teaching: “Please release my son Justin from class next Friday because Justin is marrying his aunt.” Congratulations to the boy now? Do I report this to Child Services? Or do I give the family a dictionary? @MelsThoughts

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“In two weeks, we’re going to Bavaria!” “Mama, where’s Bavaria?” “This is a federal state, and…” “Oh cooool!!! We’re going to a colorful country! Dad, we’re going to a colourful country! I’m so happy, I’m so happy!” To all Bavarians: Get your crayons out! You have two weeks. @woman_mint

“In two weeks, we’re going to Bavaria!” “Mama, where’s Bavaria?” “This is a federal state, and…” “Oh cooool!!! We’re going to a colorful country! Dad, we’re going to a colourful country! I’m so happy, I’m so happy!” To all Bavarians: Get your crayons out! You have two weeks. @woman_mint

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